Category: funnies

It is early, and I have a hard time adjusting to change (i.e., daylight savings time ending), so I thought I would just share a Halloween joke my good buddy Josh sent me:

A cab driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. So, she asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive.”

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I don’t really have a lot for you all today, as it is definitely Friday, and I am having a case of the Fridays. I have also had a ton of work to get done today, as I am the ultimate procrastinator! Nothing is really planed for this weekend either, which should be nice; I need some serious R&R. The one thing that we have to do, is finish painting that porch this weekend… it is driving me nuts. James wants to check out Atlantic Station this weekend; has anyone else been? I can assume that it is crazy, but I hope that it isn’t that bad, because I hate groups of ignorant people!

On a different note, I got bored last night, and ended up wandering around my house for about 2 hours, just taking pictures of things. I found some pretty interesting things too, and you should check out the results: around the house pics . I had a lot of fun doing that. I am also going to get some of them onto flickr, if I could find 15 minutes to do it! HA!

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Another account of what happened on those faithful first seven days. Perhaps we should teach this to our kids…

Day No. 1:
And the Lord God said, ?Let there be light,? and lo, there was light. But then the Lord God said, ?Wait, what if I make it a sort of rosy, sunset-at-the-beach, filtered half-light, so that everything else I design will look younger??
?I?m loving that,? said Buddha. ?It?s new.?
?You should design a restaurant,? added Allah.

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Last night was supposed to be an innocent night of fun with my good friends Ranye and David. First thing that happened, was not all that unexpected; James fell asleep, so he didn’t go out with us. Secondly, we went to hoedowns, proceeded to get shit faced; and then someone suggested we go to the eagle. Now, I have never been to the eagle, but I have heard lots of horror stories about how sketchy it is. Rayne says, “Think of it as an anthropological experience”. And so I did. The cultural anthropologist in me definitely took notice of the ass-less chaps and thong that one guy was wearing; but all in all, it wasn’t bad, in fact, it was nice to see an eclectic group of gay men hanging out together. Usually you just see all the pretty boys.

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I saw this on the internet earlier today (via planetdan.net), and really wanted to share this gem. I have been watching it off and on all day, because it really makes me laugh. Poor old dude and his thingy-ma-jigger (no it isn’t dirty at all, seriously). I really do feel sorry for him, but I still think it is really funny.

Check it out: (right click and save it to your pc for later enjoyment!)
Whoops!

A friend of mine (heather) sent this to me, and I wanted to share it, seeing that it is Monday, and we all need something fun to make Monday go by faster. I seriously laughed.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying “Hello.”

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