Okay, so I lied when I said earlier that there was nothing of real interest to talk about today… big mistake. First of all, I want to give a warm and happy birthday shout to Britney on start of her 24th year. Happy birthday girl!! But this year, Britney must have been feeling generous, because I believe that she has given me the present that I have been asking her for, for the last year and a half; apparently, she kicked K-Fed to the curb. Apparently, he had someone come over to the house so that he could buy some pot, and Brit ain’t goin’ be having that shit around little SP, so she kicked his ass out. WOO HOO!!!! Now, I guess I do want to ask Britney something, you listening honey? 
Why did it take you this long to realize that this guy is a complete fuck up and a total piece of white trash?!?!?! He is a DOG! You should have kicked him out ages ago! But… I must say, thank you for doing it now. The madness has gone on long enough. Now, you can focus all of your time and energy on getting back to your sexified self. I provided you with some examples, so you can see what I mean. I love you, wish you a happy birthday, and thank you from the bottom of my heart for getting rid of the Fed. Just make it stick girlfriend… in this case, it is probably better that this baby don’t know his father. I’m just saying…
thanks josh!
Brit’s Birthday Songs:
Britney – Toxic (that’s right girl, you tell K-Fed that he is Toxic!)
Britney – And then we Kiss (Junkie XL remix)
Britney – Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know (Hex Hector Remix)
Britney – Stronger (Mac Quayle Remix)
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