NEW DANE COOK… Release Date: JULY 26th!!! YEAH!!! In case you are going, huh?, well, listen up. Dane Cook is the funniest frickin’ guy in the universe, and he will make your stomach hurt from laughing so hard. Check out his CD/DVD: Harmful if Swallowed, it is the best time you could have on $15. Seriously. But I am super-hyped about this new double CD/DVD coming out. I really think that I will be running around in a delirious circle dribbling on myself at the nearest Best Buy on July 26th, but what is to say that I won’t do that every day until then… Nothing. I am that damn excited, and you should be too.
Oh yeah… He mentioned on his website that it is imperative to sign up for his mailing list, due to some surprise. I recommend it. It will be worth it, whatever it is. If it is just that he will come and slap me in the face, I am all for it. Go sign up at www danecook com, I already did.