Because the bitch can bring it. Tonight on America’s Next Top Model, she totally stunned the hell out of those girls when it came down to do the elimination. Tonight, Jayla (bitch!), and Nicole were in the bottom two, and in my opinion, deserved to be there long before tonight. Tyra looked them both in the eye and told them how much they sucked, before announcing that they both would have to pack their bags tonight. WHAT?? Two girls going home in one night? They sucked that bad (well, Jayla did, but that is besides the point)?? Then, after they start boo hooing, and the other girls are having a freak out, Tyra pulled a “nah, I’m just fucking with you”, and announced that they all had to pack their bags… for London. I can’t believe she even kept a straight face through that whole thing. It was fierce as hell! If I would have been Jayla or Nicole, it would have taken every ounce of my strength to restrain myself from hitting that bitch.
Does this mean that I am mad at Tyra for pulling that stunt? Hell no! But I do have to say this: Tyra, honey, I know you have your own talk show now, and that while you are fierce beyond belief, we must remember one thing; you ain’t Oprah. Nope. Not today, not next week, not eva! We all heard you yelling, “You get to go, and you get to go, and you get to go!” I know, you were excited to be handing out free cars, I mean, free trips to London… so, I guess it’s okay. But in the end, I guess I should post this as a warning to both Tyra and Oprah: Tyra, calm it down, your tits are real, and don’t have to be Oprah; and Oprah, that skinny bitch is on your heels, watch out!
Tyra’s Bringin It Music:
Tyra Banks – Shake Ya Body
Scissor Sisters – Tits on the Radio
Fall Out Boy – Sugar We’re Going Down
[top image from about.com, bottom image from www.oprahwinfrey.de (but tweaked a bit)]
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