top eleven reasons why I want to be…

Lindsay Lohan:
11) Because she has a cool nickname; LiLo. (watch out JLo.)
10) Because she can sing quite well. (I have her CD, and I like most of it.)
9) Because she is loaded. (like, totally rich, ya’ll)
8) Because she was in Mean Girls.
7) Because she can really act. (if you don’t like her, tough, it is still true.)
6) Because she has great hair. (at least when it is red).
5) Because she gets to go out on the town and just be a superstar every day. (I want to be a superstar, specifically a superstar teen queen in a feud with Hilary Duff.)
4) Because she has a hot body and big boobs. (I don’t have boobs, so it might be fun, right? And everyone wants a hot body.)
3) Because she was in Mean Girls. (oh yeah, that’s right, I love Mean Girls)
2) Because she has a black Mercedes. (well, had a black Mercedes)
and the number one reason…
1) Because she is awesome.

And those are the top eleven reasons I want to be Lindsay Lohan. I don’t care if you like her or not, this isn’t the top eleven reasons you want to be Lindsay Lohan, it is the top eleven reasons I want to be Lindsay Lohan. I think that this may have something to do with my watching Herbie: Fully Loaded last night. But whatever; LiLo Rocks!

LiLo Radio:
Lindsay Lohan — Confessions of a Broken Heart
Lindsay Lohan — First
Lindsay Lohan — Rumors

Yeah, I admitted my love for Lindsay; don’t hate.

[photo from junk-feud.com]