There really isn’t too much to blog about today, just a few observations and whatnot’s. First of all, I was up to freaking 3 in the morning last night trying to figure out how to size a drop down jump list, for the blogroll, only to come the consensus that it is not possible to size a drop down list, other than by how long the description of the option is. I managed to finish a drop down list for the blogroll, though, and it is now under random linkage. Let me know if you like this format better/worse. Also if you happen to be the fucking pinball wizard, and dance like Elton in tall shoes, as well as have the all seeing knowledge about such html things, be sure to leave your infinite wisdom in the comments; I will make changes as soon as you leave them. Now, on to the acid queen…
Apparently, lots of people hate Madonna; at least, new Madonna. I personally am pretty ambivalent to her myself, I really only have a problem with the song ‘Erotica’. See, I had a friend in high school (see, it is okay to talk about this, we are not really friends anymore), who LOVED Madonna, and absolutely loved that song. Wanted to sing it all the time. Wanted to dance to it even more. It was what she wanted to play like 24-7. Thing is, she couldn’t sing, dance, or really do anything like Madonna, especially be erotic (at least not to me!). So, when I hear that song, I go right back to senior year with that raspy voice gyrating in my ear. No thanks!
Most of Madonna’s stuff is hit or miss for me; and I know that I am committing a cardinal gay sin, and I will never be let into the white party for this; but, I just don’t see the big deal. And I know what you are thinking; but Duane, you like Britney! You like Lindsay Lohan for crying out loud!!! Yeah, you are right… I likes what I like. I didnt say Madonna was shit, I just said I didn’t see what all the big deal was. I feel the same about Britney, but when I see the video for Stronger, and she is all walking in the rain, and breathing heavy near the end… I kind of forget about that. But anyway… Madonna; like her, love her, hate her… whatevs. I like the new song… for now.
And my final note of the day (apparently, when I say I don’t have much to say, it really means I have a lot to say, and I am just being polite to myself, or something), meetings should be illegal. I believe that if by some freak occurrence, I fuck up big time and end up in hell (oh wait, I am a sodomite… shit!), then my hell will be a never ending meeting, in which it is just a little bit too hot (hot in hell, HA!), and I will not have had enough sleep, so I will have to fight to stay awake for the whole thing. Yep, that will be my hell.
Songs That Get Me Through it All:
Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger
Bjork – 5 years
Everything But The Girl – Walking Wounded
and… a special pre-release (thanks to Matt S.)
Cardigans – I Need Some Fine Wine and You, You Need To Be Nicer
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