It is early, and I have a hard time adjusting to change (i.e., daylight savings time ending), so I thought I would just share a Halloween joke my good buddy Josh sent me:
A cab driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. So, she asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive.”
“Well, okay then.” replied the driver. “I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
And she responded, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. First, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver gets very excited and says, “Woohoo! I’m single and Catholic!”
“Okay my son.” the nun says. “In that case, we should pull into the next alley.”
As they pull out of sight, the nun leans in and fulfills the driver’s fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But alas, when they get back on the road, the cab driver begins to cry.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, ma’am, but I’ve sinned. I lied to you, and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun replied with, “That’s certainly okay, because my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party. As a nun.”
Spooky Tunes:
Dr. Frank-n-Furter – Sweet Transvestite (from Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Magenta – Science Fiction/Double Feature (from Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Dr. Frank-n-Furter – I Can Make You A Man (from Rocky Horror Picture Show)
we watched Rocky Horror last night… Happy Halloween everyone!!!
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