Today is a dark and sad day for teeny boppers all over the world: an idol has taken the final step into the trailer. Britney has admitted that she is pregnant, and by K-Fed. Yes, it is true that we all knew that this was coming, but none wanted it, at least, not by this boy. Britney has managed to find a man that left his girlfriend while she was pregnant (trailer), to be with her, only to impregnate her shortly after (trailer). Many may ask, ?Didn?t she think that was a bit strange? Couldn?t she see the signs??. Well, apparently not.
I really want to take the time to address the following to Britney:
Brit, honey, what has happened? I put out a plea for you to clean up some months ago, and apparently, you have ignored it. Now that you are going to be a mom, how do you think this will effect your ability to fit in those teeny little outfits we all love to see you in (think back to the ?I?m Not A Girl? video shoot)? Sure, I know you will hire a trainer, and be in better shape than I will ever be in my entire life only a few months after your delivery, but at least think about it. Nine months of carrying a baby? isn?t that more time than you and super hubby have been married? I believe so. But I digress? I guess what I really want to know is this one thing: If you really wanted to just have a kid and be a mom (which I actually do respect) then why did you have to rush it, and why with THIS BOY?? You could have had anyone? you are Britney freaking Spears!! But you chose a backup dancer, yeah, that?s right, a backup dancer. Well, for whatever reason, it is reality, and I guess we will all have to deal with it, as will you. I just hope that you can. And please, for the sake of your unborn child, sell that trailer you have set up camp in over the last several months, and get yourself and Kevin out of the trailer park. You have way to much money to have so little class. That is all, for now.
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