“it’s really coming down out there!”

Now, those of you that read the blog may remember the day that I got all pissy at people that look at you when you come in from the rain, notice that you are drenched to the core, and exclaim, “It’s really coming down out there!”. No shit, Sherlock. Luckily, no one has said that to me today. Perhaps, that is because I punched out one more notch on my official lesbian card, and bought a really nice North Face coat today. I even got it on sale and everything; even though the outlet mall excursion proved to have no North Face outlet, and no purchase of said coat, after all. Now, I can stay all warm and snug in my new Varius Guide jacket (see the picture, isn’t it pretty?) In true “gay boy” indecisiveness, I only had to ask two people’s opinions like 300 times. I am almost sure I got the right thing. Now, all I need to do, is stock up on my flannel, go to a few more Indigo Girls concerts, and send off for that mail order pussy, and I will be that much closer to becoming a full-fledged lesbian. I can’t wait.

You know it is a slow day when all you think about is a new coat purchase; that, and realizing that you don’t know the address to send your father’s birthday card to, since your parents have either moved, or are in the process of moving. Now I have to call home and get that address… hope the phone number is still the same! Hope everyone is having a dry Tuesday (which totally feels like Monday); if I think of anything else, you know I will bring it right to you.